The Rikti Monkeys, known scourges to the various City of Heroes universes, have decided to give a seasonal BAH HUMBUG by causing still more chaos to the universes designated "Justice", "Guardian", and "Virtue".
Although the all-mighty Developers have said they have fixed it, the Rikti troublemakers will no doubt try again. Simply because... they can.
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| "HA-HA! We have struck again!" "So what do we do now?" "Hey, how about some holiday Rikti songs?" "I wanna do the BOOM-DE-YADA song!" "Dude, Boom De Yada is not a holiday Rikti song." "Yeah, but we were in the video!" "No we weren't! Those were those normal monkeys. We're ENHANCED!" "Yeah! We smell worse!" "Dude, don't go there again..." "Too late, dude!" "Hey, you know something? It just occurred to me... Rikti don't celebrate the Holidays!" "That's right! We don't!" "What? You mean we don't get Santa or the presents or... anything?" "No, dude, we just get your stinky Rikti chili farts!" "Dude, I told you don't go there again." "That's not fair! We want a Holiday too!" "Yeah, this must be a Nemesis Plot!" "Dude, everything is a Nemesis Plot." "Hey, can we make 'Boom De Yada' our Holiday song since we don't have one?" "Boom de Yada, Boom de Yada..." "That's it, I'm getting some more Rikti chili!" *PPPPPPTTTTHHH* "Dude, that one's gonna leave a trail..." |
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